“My running joke has been, this is like watching paint dry,” he says. Or, at least, it feels like one to some people. Like women wear pants, ties and other so-called men’s clothing. Critics see the calendar and al-Mahdy’s approach as subjecting women to even more objectification. So that means before I was even born, God knew this was gonna be the way he was gonna reach out to me. God allowed me to experience all these things and through…